[NBLUG/talk] I'm procrastinating :-)
afishionado at gmail.com
Sun Sep 17 16:15:08 PDT 2006
While putting off getting some actual work done, I composed a brief
introduction to the various operating systems. Enjoy.
Red Hat Linux: We suck less than Microsoft.
Lindows^H^H^H^H^H^H^HLinspire: We suck less than Windows, but you
can't tell the difference!
Slackware Linux: We suck less than Gentoo.
Gentoo Linux: We suck less than Slackware.
Debian Linux: We suck less than Red Hat.
Ubuntu Linux: We suck in 256 different shades of brown.
Microsoft Windows: We suck the life out of Netscape.
Mac OS: Suck different.
Slowaris^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSolaris Unix: We suck processor speed.
FreeBSD: We suck less than Linux.
NetBSD: We suck on more platforms than anyone else.
OpenBSD: Life sucks.
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