[NBLUG/talk] I'm procrastinating :-)

William Tracy afishionado at gmail.com
Sun Sep 17 16:15:08 PDT 2006

While putting off getting some actual work done, I composed a brief
introduction to the various operating systems. Enjoy.

Red Hat Linux: We suck less than Microsoft.

Lindows^H^H^H^H^H^H^HLinspire: We suck less than Windows, but you
can't tell the difference!

Slackware Linux: We suck less than Gentoo.

Gentoo Linux: We suck less than Slackware.

Debian Linux: We suck less than Red Hat.

Ubuntu Linux: We suck in 256 different shades of brown.

Microsoft Windows: We suck the life out of Netscape.

Mac OS: Suck different.

Slowaris^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSolaris Unix: We suck processor speed.

FreeBSD: We suck less than Linux.

NetBSD: We suck on more platforms than anyone else.

OpenBSD: Life sucks.

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